Saturday, October 19, 2013

Timmy's Campaign Button is a Heineken Cap


This is not a joke.

One Hoboken, the campaign that made a nation roll its eyes, has an official campaign button.

A Heineken beer cap. 

Please someone, get GA one of these.  Please. They are going to be a collector's item. They're already creating a buzz on the internet:  


Tim's Beer Cap even uses the Heineken font!

And did you notice the "@" on Tim's Beer Cap makes a clever reference to the ® (registered trademark symbol) on the Heineken beer cap. 

I guess he wasn't kidding, folks.  This is why Timmy quit his job.  To hit the bars, pin his One Hoboken beer caps on nubile young foxes, and practice lines like, "How'd you like to wake up with a mayor?" 

Boob hits bars to pin cap on boobs

Wow. Well, we can have fun with this, and that's all.

Because this is not a serious campaign. It's a party bus.  

And Frank's picking up the tab.
 

17 comments:

  1. This has to be a joke. Nobody would be so dumb as to make that part of their platform or to pass out button that say that.

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    1. I'm afraid it's not. The pics in this post are from One Hoboken's Facebook page.

      I want a button!

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  2. He is a real joke bar owners don t get votes.

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  3. Timmy,

    Drunk and stupid is no way to live your life or qualifications to get elected mayor.



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    1. That's the point. Their own ad campaign works against Timmy.

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  4. Perhaps TO has never heard of the Lanham Act.

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  5. this is the problem when most of the candidates and their staff spend most of their time in barrooms contemplating their social agenda rather than doing their jobs in city hall. A drunk is a drunk is a drunk

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  6. it"s the SEX, BOOZE and BOOB campaign! Tim's getting sex, his platform is booze and he's a boob!

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  7. Is this another brilliant idea by their overpaid campaign creative staff? I guess this tells you where they spend most of their time and who they spend most of their time with. Someone better not tell them that most of the people who sit on bar stools never make it to the voting booth.

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  8. I guess too many people forgot that One Hoboken Treasurer, Jay G. was in a hit-and-run drunk driving accident in Hoboken.

    http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2009/12/nyc_federal_officer_flees_the.html

    Police and firefighters look over a car that crashed into a Bloomfield Street building on Wednesday night.

    A New York City Federal Reserve police officer Jay Geldziler, 30 of Hoboken, has been charged with driving under the influence and fleeing an accident scene after allegedly causing a crash Wednesday night.

    A 50-year-old Iselin man was driving a Lincoln Town Car north on Bloomfield Street and went to make a left onto Eighth Street when Geldziler's car struck the Town Car from behind, according to the police report.

    The Lincoln crashed into the building at 800 Bloomfield.

    Geldziler continued driving on Bloomfield and was pursued by a police officer from Stevens Institute of Technology and stopped at the intersection of 11th and Bloomfield streets.

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  9. Tim-o needs designated drivers to take his barflies to the polls.

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  10. I'm confused. I thought Ramos had the bar owners behind him? Is Timmy trying to steal votes from Ramos instead of Zimmer?

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  12. Russo friends inside the campaign are trying to finish off Tims political career. Look for a doublecrosser from Weehawken, getting paid by Mason to help Tim, and getting something from Russo and Ruben to take him down. Tims fuck buddy is teamed up with the Weehawken doublecross guy but that girl's not cut out for the game.

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  13. Believe it or Not! - Mayor's race predicted results: No. 1. Zimmer - No. 2. Tim O - No. 3. Ramos

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  14. http://paddynotpatty.com/

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    1. How did Cryan let that get out? He's Irish, right?

      Hmmm.

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