(The following is a public service announcement courtesy of Hoboken411)
Attention, fat, weak and lazy stroller moms of the 2nd and 5th Wards: you will NOT have to drag your beefy keesters up the Elks Club stairs to vote today.
Instead, please haul your ample buttocks with Maserati strollers in tow to the following polling locations:
- Ward 2-1: Brandt School (201 9th St.)
- Ward 2-2: Hoboken Historical Museum (1301 Hudson)
- Ward 5-2: Brandt School (201 9th St.)
And please ignore that vicious rumor about handicapped access being the real reason for the polling changes because Hoboken411 found out it was "100% due to stroller moms complaining." That's journalism.
These meaty moms aren't too lazy to complain, are they?
Those fatties. Imagine, sitting around gobbling pallets of Twinkies and posting on message boards all day long... yet they can't haul their rotund rears and babies in Bentleys up some stairs to VOTE?
This has been a public service announcement courtesy of Hoboken411.
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