GA dish-slinger Deep Uvula, is back with the good, the bad and the ugly of the past week. But if you ask GA, the Sergio Leone 1966 classic has got nothing on Hoboken.
Here's was that chatty pink organ had to say:
Busy week. You got the good and the bad and the ugly.
The good was kicking ass on Wednesday. Real good. I have been telling you from the start that our troops were ready to show up for a fight. You guys don’t even show up. Ridiculous. It was too easy.
The bad was the whole stupid mess about Greaney’s old bankruptcy. That one has sure blown up in her (Mason's) fucking face. So instead of celebrating all week and talking shit about what a loser the mayor is, her fuck up sucked all the air out of the room. And she and her fucked up pals are Topic A heading into the home stretch. But it’s her dough, and as long as she doesn’t hurt us at the core, let her shoot herself in the fucking foot all day long. Not sure anyone of us will give her First Aid. She is like that dumb fucking coyote in that Road Runner cartoon.
The ugly was that mook Holmes. Dumb. Michelle has to put him back in line. She will. He won’t be heard from anymore. That’s the difference between a real boss and Mason. Or Zimmer for that matter.
So for now, it’s showtime and expect some more fireworks. Lots of hand deliveries to Jersey City.
This week may have been a bust, but there is hope that it rains on election day. If not, the 2nd 5th and 6th are up for grabs. The 1st, the 4th and the 3rd are ours to keep for as long as we want. Well, as long as Beth’s checkbook stays open.
No one is worried about the AG anymore.
Well, fellas. All I can say is, it took AG Paula Dow 8 months to arrest 11 election "volunteers" for voter fraud in Paterson, NJ. So don't get too relaxed. It's only been 6. And she's not gonna telegraph what's coming, either. No. You'll be in your pajamas watching Magnum PI with your hand in a bag of microwave popcorn when they come knocking on your door.
As for your 'bad' week... GA's delighted to take some credit for blowing your gloat-fest to smithereens.
It's hard to celebrate when everyone's talking about Beth's phony resume and that shell company, Newton Lao Leonard & Locke (NLLL)- nothing more than an address to the Cratos Group, her political consultant. (Didja know that the Cratos Group gave Occhipinti $875 on his first City Council run?)
Yes, the other side had a real victory party planned.
But the discovery of the 'front' company opened up a Pandora's box for Mason, and all her dirty secrets are flying out. Like the person she or Ricky sent to Florida to pull 15 year-old case files from a court archives. And exactly how her henchmen get paid (NLLL?) and WHY they're not showing up on her ELECs.
And that's what people are talking about.
Grafix Avenger hit an all-time traffic high this Thursday, when the Mason bogus-resume bombshell dropped. It's the talk of the town. Though I call it getting whacked with one's own bad karma boom-a-rang.