Do you remember Monday's Blind Item post? It was kind of mysterious. Something about someone landing in a "Net". And being tapped like a keg of beer.
Well, if anyone out there enjoys a game of Scrabble that is ALSO a riddle, then let's play!
Take a look at these Scrabble tiles....
What do you think so far? (don't look ahead, cheaters)
Too many many letters?
I think you're right, they don't even fit properly on the... whats-it-called? OK, I'll take some off.
There! How's that?
What???? STILL too many letters?
Oh, Jeez. Alright I'll take away some more. Here I go...
Ooops! An urgent task came up. I've got to deal with it... NOW.
I'm sorry, we'll have to pick this up later. I promise to take away some more letters. I will. But this thing just unexpectedly popped up on my schedule...
I have to make sure I don't forget what I have to do, so I'll repeat it to myself:
must... paint... toenails... must... paint... toenails...
(Update, 1pm)I'm ba-a-a-a-ck!
Wow, that was rough. I encountered a hangnail on my (left) big toe... the damned thing hurt like a mother when I tried to pull it off so I cut it, but a piece is still hanging on for dear life. And when I jiggle it- OUCH. Do you want to know what color I painted them?
So where were we.... oh, YES! I promised to take some letters away. Alright, just for you:
What do you mean? Don't call me names. I didn't tell you I'd spell the whole thing. I couldn't do that.
Alright, alright. There's only ONE more letter that doesn't belong. The other TWO letters, well... there's the riddle.
That's for YOU.