Folks, in the tradition of the WORST (according to future historians) and laziest American President in history, George W. Bush, who spent 879 days of his presidency on vacation- approximately 30%- GA's decided to take a vacation.
Do you know that lazy SOB was on vacation when briefed that Osama Bin Laden was "Determined to Strike in US"- on August 6, 2001? Don't believe me? Here's the declassified brief:
Guess who gave him that vacation briefing? Harriet Miers, the cleaning lady he nominated for the Supreme Court.
|Harriet helps George read about imminent disaster- on Aug. 6, 2001|
Poor Harriet had the hots for George. See how she gushed on this birthday card...
But George only had eyes for Secretary of State Condi Rice. *sigh* Here's the note he wrote to her at a U.N. summit of 150 world leaders, asking for her permission to pee-pee.
Did you know Bush was on vacation when Katrina hit? Check out the Katrina timeline, replete with pics of how our Commander-in-chief responded to the crisis. Here's one taken on August 30, 2005 after the levees broke:
Did you know the idiot didn't even KNOW about the cities under water, the thousands of displaced and starving in New Orleans, the drowned and those on the precipice of death because those in leadership were strumming guitars and going to birthday parties:
|George eats cake as Katrina makes landfall on Aug 29, 2005|
If you think GA's exaggerating, check out this piece in Newsweek- NOT the so-called 'Liberal media":
The reality, say several aides who did not wish to be quoted because it might displease the president, did not really sink in until Thursday night. Some White House staffers were watching the evening news and thought the president needed to see the horrific reports coming out of New Orleans. Counselor Bartlett made up a DVD of the newscasts so Bush could see them in their entirety as he flew down to the Gulf Coast the next morning on Air Force One.
How this could be—how the president of the United States could have even less "situational awareness," as they say in the military, than the average American about the worst natural disaster in a century—is one of the more perplexing and troubling chapters in a story that, despite moments of heroism and acts of great generosity, ranks as a national disgrace.
See what happens when the person driving the nation's bus is an IDIOT?
Oh boy, GA has some mighty juicy dish about that one, circa late 80's... won't post. If I did, these are some words it would contain: Houston, Enron, parties, call girls, blow (the drug, not the act), rubbing... better stop there. How do I know? Not telling.
OK... here's one tiny excerpt:
Those who were with the (redacted) said he did too much blow to get (redacted)
Anyway, what's my point? I forgot.
Oh yeah! Right. GA is taking a vacation! Just a few days.
It's August, things are slow. Besides, what am I going to miss? Kathy Zucker's imaginary 3rd child's first tooth? I'm already on board with the imaginary breastfeeding, imaginary medical bills, imaginary childcare solutions, imaginary traffic jams, etc. So when are we going to the mall to buy some imaginary Onesies?
Ah, it's just a couple of days, people. My friends Not-Stempler, One-Eye, FedX are always up my tuchas with tips and gossip... they never give me a break.
Unlike George W. Bush who KNEW how to take a vacation- he partied on through terrorist plots, hurricanes... Not GA. If anything BIG drops, I'll be BACK.
OK, peeps have a nice week.
(Can't wait for my Repub peeps to have at this one! Go! Go! Go!)