Deep Uvula: Dirty Deeds

Jeez Deep Uvula, my trusted and dangly pink informant, mind if pinch you?   And not the kind my Bubbie would give; she'd grab my cheek, twist it lovingly and cry, "Zis a Shayna meideleh!"

Does anyone know the Yiddish for 'uvula'?

I know... don't shoot the messenger-uvula.  Indeed, sincere thanks to you, fleshy blabbermouth friend, for leaking secrets like a sieve.

Now here's the latest from deep inside the other camp:

What’s all the effing whining about? There’s no whining in politics! 

First the Mayor whining about Stack being mean to her. Now that Jen girl acting like a child – oh that big bad meanie stole my sign! Grow up. Its Hoboken politics. The Calicchio kid just got a little enthusiastic. Big deal. Nino is not even going to dignify this nonsense with a response. 

Take a hint from Michelle Russo. That is how you play hardball politics. No public whining when she lost the Hoboken Dems last year. She just took it back this year. 

And the Mayor didn’t even see it coming. What a fool. The absentees weren’t supposed to hit so early. Minor screw up. The BOE was supposed to be a surprise attack. No way does Kids First recover from the lead. 

Next we nail down the Council and make the Mayor look like a chump. Especially if we win on the machines. The numbers are looking good – no way the yuppies get out to the polls in large enough numbers. 

All that internet crap. I keep telling you, this is not a popularity contest, it is an election – meaning a war – and it is won by troops on the ground who put feet in the polls or absentees in the right hands. And we have Beth’s money to make it all happen. 

Funny, she (Mason) is right at home. She could care less what is done with her money, as long as she gets the win in the 2nd. Praying for rain on election day – that will seal the win for us. No way the yuppies will come out in the rain to vote. That is the difference. We will do whatever it takes, rain or not, to get our votes counted.

What the fuck is all this talk about “demographics changing” in Hoboken?  Demographics  don’t fucking vote.  We do and you don’t.  End of story.

Well, we'll see about that.  Which reminds me.  Of dirty deeds... done dirt cheap. Great song.

GA was a big AC-DC fan back in the days of giant hair, black leather garb, steel tip boots,  silver bracelets up both arms, rings on every finger... Yup,  I dug up  some old pics in my Mom's basement this weekend and honey, Perry's bountiful bouffant has got NOTHING on GA's 80's hair.

May post some for laughs and call them 'Perry's Revenge'.