The
411 Bully, Perry Klaussen, is at it again.
On Tuesday, he "contacted the Mayor" to
complain about the content on this blog, which he has described in the past as "disgusting" and "offensive". This from the guy who posted
side-by-side photos of our Mayor next to monkeys, apes and chimpanzees only 4 short months ago.
Pick yourself up off the floor, please. Yes, I agree: he must have balls the size of coconuts. Maybe that's why he wears shorts all winter?
In case you don't believe me:

See? I told you so.
The escalation in his campaign of harassment and intimidation against this blog reveals quite a bit about him.
Starting with an inability to recognize his own diminished influence in Hoboken. He still thinks he's king of the hill, but doesn't recognize it's an ant hill. (Call him 'Lord of the Ants'). He'll tell you he gets (big number) of 'hits', every day, impressive- until you look at the actual data. Which I am about to show you.
People are passing through 411 via search engines, mainly Google, without staying, like cars driving past a ghost town. They slow down to look but don't stop. Hello and good-bye. See for yourself where his traffic is coming from:
Any reason to stop and stay was killed long ago- by Klaussen himself. But that familiar tale of censorship, perpetual post moderation and reader bullying is not the subject of this post. Neither is how Mr. Klaussen disseminates 411 registrant's identities all over town-
how do you think you know mine? Think about it. You didn't hear it from me.
Let's start with the web traffic metrics that matter:
TIME users spend on his site,
PAGE VIEWS per user, and
BOUNCE, the percentage of visitors that leave after one page turn.
A healthy, flourishing web site will have INCREASING numbers for the time and page view metrics, and a DECREASING number for bounce.
Bad news for 411.From
Alexa, the web site data collection company, screen caps taken last night, April 21, 2010 (click to enlarge all graphics):
Time Users Spend on H411

Page Views per User

Bounce (% that leave H411 after one page turn)
Now, if you were Klaussen and your website was your livelihood, would you be spending valuable time harassing an obscure blogger and her little blog, or trying to save your dying business?
It's only a matter of time until advertisers catch on. Were he a brighter wattage bulb, he would be busy tinkering under the 411-hood instead of tinkering with my First Amendment right to free speech.
Legal advice I've received to date (shake my family tree and a lawyer falls out) is that Klaussen's actions thus far are protected under the First Amendment.
But he'll slip up- he can't help himself, his single-minded, targeted derangement will be his undoing. Just like his buddy, who's now in serious legal trouble and whose name I won't mention.
My best advice to Klaussen is to drop the vendetta, move on, and fix that once-thriving business, before all your advertisers jump ship. Then I can blog on more pleasant subjects.
Though, this fake controversy has done wonders for my traffic.