And the Lord sent a great snow to fall upon the land. So it snowed and it snowed and it snowed for 40 days and 40 nights or maybe just one.
In the morning, a cry rose up across the land or maybe just from the covens of sleazy Mason political operatives. It sounded like this:
Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
And the Lord was confused.
His 6 snowplows had only begin their work when dark forces had gathered to smite Mayor Dawn Zimmer. But He needed more than a handful of hours to clear such a mess, yet the petty operatives and political hacks blogged and tweeted, sobbing like infants yanked off their mama's teat. They were not satisfied with progress, they wanted miracles.
But only the Lord can provide miracles, not 6 snowplows. Make that 9.
Yet 24 hours after the 3rd largest snowstorm in Hoboken history, our roads were cleared for traffic!
A miracle? NO. Just hard work.
Were the hacks and operatives satisfied? Of course not.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Behold the tweets of crybaby-extraordinaire Micheal Novak:
Photos taken 1 day after the record snowfall, on Clinton Street.
In the morning, a cry rose up across the land or maybe just from the covens of sleazy Mason political operatives. It sounded like this:
Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
And the Lord was confused.
His 6 snowplows had only begin their work when dark forces had gathered to smite Mayor Dawn Zimmer. But He needed more than a handful of hours to clear such a mess, yet the petty operatives and political hacks blogged and tweeted, sobbing like infants yanked off their mama's teat. They were not satisfied with progress, they wanted miracles.
But only the Lord can provide miracles, not 6 snowplows. Make that 9.
Yet 24 hours after the 3rd largest snowstorm in Hoboken history, our roads were cleared for traffic!
A miracle? NO. Just hard work.
Were the hacks and operatives satisfied? Of course not.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Behold the tweets of crybaby-extraordinaire Micheal Novak:
Photos taken 1 day after the record snowfall, on Clinton Street.
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ReplyDeleteFinally, some grown up, mature perspective on the topic. What a bunch of whiny babies.
Interesting that Novak the president of the Hoboken Chamber of Commerce prefers to belly ache about the storm and the Mayor. Instead of adolescent tweets he might have suggested people support local businesses that were open or check on their elderly neighbors. Is this the type of leadership the Hoboken business community needs? Mind you it serves him well in his other role as one of Mason's minions doing her bidding as commanded (something you know too well).It's not the 1st time we've seen the evidence of Novak's immaturity and I suspect it won't be the last.
ReplyDeleteFun fact: Novak tweeted this picture in his tweet about the clear roads in Hudson County. The same picture is in comment 5 of this thread on Mason411.
ReplyDeleteAhhh winter romance. Was it the mulled wine? All that mulling and whining? Who knows. It's just great when these kindred spirits find each other. It all started with the fake anti-semitism scandal and just keeps, um, snowballing twixt these 2...
2 other genius moments for love-drunk Mason411.
1) Complained about citizens not digging out corner cars. That's Herz's job. But at the time the light was just so; lips met; parted... Pictures were exchanged... More pictures taken...
2) Didn't report the 911 service outage.
Pontificate about the evils of the administration night and day - check.
Fantasize that citizens will dig out cars for Herz - check.
Generally pretend to be a citizen watchdog - check.
Report vital emergency information during a blizzard? Sorry, no column inches left after the above. Also at no time did Mason411 report snow routes, parking options, etc. Community website? I sure hope no advertiser is clueless enough to think that's where he's paying to be seen.
You sure can pickem, Beth, Mike (that's Chamber of Comments Mike; the other Mike -Russo- might actually be smart enough to steer clear), and whoever else decides to use this sewer for free campaign ads this spring.
We'll be watching.
Hudson Street looked plowed and cleared to me.
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ReplyDeleteWe've got this guy's number and it's 666.