Didja read Timmy Occhipinti's letter in the Hoboken Reporter this weekend?
In it Timmy teaches us that mail-in ballots are NOT absentee ballots. Why not?... Because they have a different name. As he wiggles and jiggles like a stripper around the elephant in the room: his refusal to sign the Clean Campaign pledge.
WHY won't you sign it, Timmy?
Are you trying to distract us with your blizzard of words? Look there, not here! That's NOT a piece of fudge... it's a creamy smooth blend of butter, heavy cream, sugar and cocoa powder...
Here's a riddle:
Q: When is an absentee ballot NOT an absentee ballot?
A: When it's a Mail-In ballot!
Hmmm... that was fun. OK, here's a joke:
- Who's there?
- Want to make 75 bucks?
- Want to make 75 bucks WHO?
-Open up the door and fill out this Mail-In ballot application, THAT'S who!
Q: What's black and white and read all over, and works just like an absentee ballot?
A: A Mail-In ballot with ketchup on it.
Please, post YOUR Mail-In ballot jokes below.
The winner of the Best Mail-In Ballot Joke gets $75 on November 2nd, Election Day, no questions asked.