Get Wellus Soonus

Reformerous Giganticus.


(April 1, 2010)


As many of Kurt's friends know, he was hospitalized on Tuesday morning and later diagnosed with cardiac arrhyrthmia and diabetes, a two-fer. He's been undergoing tests at Cornell Medical Center to determine the cause of the arrhyrthmia and is not exactly sure when he'll be released. He's got his iPhone and is checking emails, if you'd like to give him a shout-out.

Kurt, your friends all miss you. Get better soon, Big Guy.

(Updated April 4, 3:04pm)

Great news! Our over-grown friend is being discharged from Cornell Medical Center tomorrow, Monday April 5th.

Hooray!

He's feeling WAY better and said that he misses Hoboken (what kind of drugs have they got him on?)

Well, thank goodness he's been repaired and is ready to come back home.

A note to the nubile young ladies who would like to cook for him in their Daisy Dukes and bikini tops: RG's ticker seems to be in working order, but we don't want to push it. You will be notified on this blog when you can swarm him, scantily dressed, bearing healthy, low-fat foods.

And Stacks has been notified: no deliveries to the Big Guy's residence.

Comments

  1. Good cardio-karma going out to our beloved Kurt.

    Please get better soon.

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  2. Happy to hear you're on the mend. Hoboken needs it's Friendly Giant!

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