The Bard of Hoboken

Who is this mysterious bard who has been littering the blogs and message boards of Hoboken with verse?

Where did he come from and when will he go back?

We hope sticks around for his merry rhymes continue to busteth our guts and spliteth our sides.

Continue on with your silly rhymes, oh jolly Bard of Hoboken:

I have to be honest and get this off my chest,
I admit I was pleased with Lane's arrest,
On just about every forum,
The angry mite has lacked any decency and decorum,
His counter charges surely are in jest.

-The Bard of Hoboken